How long is a week? I’m confused.

Also, I guess these are all a little dirty.

Whoops.

It’s the end of the week, but I don’t think we’ve seen the end of this format. I’m having too much fun.

See you next week.

Word to your mother.

Actually, 3.

How is she?

3 stupid days in a row for the comic…

10,767 for me.

The stupidity continues…

While one could argue that they are all stupid, I would hope that… they are.

Today starts the week of stupid comix (with an X). These will be sans color for speed reasons. I mean, Speed Racer’s car was white. Color only slows you down, man.

I just had a bunch of really dumb (but hopefully funny) ideas this past week, most of them relating to one another. I figured this the best format.

3 more tomorrow, and the following day…

and the day after that.

And then 3 more.

BRAH.

Do you know how to love? Yes? Well, then you must have had practice. Go wash your hands.

Also…

Mage Gauntlet – 16-bit-era style action-RPG on the iOs. Good times.

It’s a whole new year, baby. Anything can happen.

New things can happen, the same things can happen, even things that seem exactly like the things from last year, but are in fact new things, can (and might) happen. What will this year bring? Will there be… celebrity tabloids? First person shooters!? Crowds of angry surface-dwellers shouting percentages at other angry surface-dwellers?! WILL. OUR. BUTTS. STILL. STINK. QUESTION MARK.

Time will tell, fuckface. Time will tell.

Only one thing is for certain: Our butts are probably going to stink.

Maybe.

Also Hobo 1 and Hobo 2

Happy Everything. Ever.

Play this game.

Busy busy busy.

But I wanted you to have this. It’s yours. Have it.

I’ve played a few games lately, mostly on iOS, mostly iNTRANSIT. I can recommend the following:

Bike Baron – If’n you like Trials HD.

Monsters Ate My Condo - If’n you like silly puzzle games. And monsters.

SpellTower – If’n you’s a word nerd.

That’s all for now! Bye, dudes!