The Crooked Gremlins http://www.crookedgremlins.com Life is more interesting, just beneath the surface. Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:10:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Stoli http://www.crookedgremlins.com/07/28/2010/stoli/ http://www.crookedgremlins.com/07/28/2010/stoli/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:10:09 +0000 Paul Lucci http://www.crookedgremlins.com/?p=1511 Stoli

I have been playing the Medal of Honor Beta on the 360. If you didn’t know, it’s being developed by DICE, the same em-effers that brought you Battlefield. So, unsurprisingly,…

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We have returned from our weekend excursion with most of the original skin we took with us, so I’m placing that one firmly in the “W” column.

I’ve come to realize that…

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We’re going to continue engaging in our recent trend of going outside for longer than our doctors can safely recommend this weekend.

I’m told that the timing of this annual excursion…

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“I’m a hyper hypo!” I just kept thinking that as I made this. ADHD and hypoglycemic. Terrible. Poor little Phillip.

Anyway, I’ve gotta run. Literally.

FuckShitUp

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Urban Dictionary defines Ineption as “The Manifestation of being inept; incapable of measuring up to expectations”.  I thought that sounded about right.

If you have not seen Inception, orthiscomicrighthurr, then today’s…

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No filmmaker has gotten the “more than one Predator” scenario right yet, mostly because it’s just not fair to pit more than one of these fucking things against a group…

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Torturing a guy in restraints? It was bound to happen. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahafartnoise!

So how about them rapists? Pretty good season so far…

Sorry. We watched “The Lovely Bones” the other day. First of…

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We are both what would correctly be described as “indoor kids.” We don’t like your sun. It burnses ussssss.

So it was a really bad idea for us both to be…

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The booty, the booty, the booty buttcheeks. Maybe that’s where it was after all. Worth a look.

I got nothing. Have the sexiest, punk rock weekend you’ve ever had. Get fuckin’…

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There are some days that we have stuff to do. Lots of stuff. So what do we do on those days? We do our stuff, then we do the comic no…

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