Indiana Jones and the Spirit Crushing Sequel

De-Stimulus Package

Friday, April 25th, 2008

De-Stimulus Package

Groan Apart

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Groan Apart

Collateral Damage

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Collateral Damage

Counter-Offer

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Counter-Offer

The Plutark

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

The Plutark

Over-Reactortion

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Over-Reactortion

Retrac’s Date

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

Retrac’s Date

Retrac’s Big Date – Conclusion

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Retrac’s Big Date – Conclusion

TCG’s E3 Contribution

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

TCG’s E3 Contribution

4th Of July

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

4th Of July

Pun-Isher™

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Pun-Isher™

You Have to Say it Out Loud

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

You Have to Say it Out Loud

De Plane Boss

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

De Plane Boss

Close Enough

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Close Enough

Single Green Male

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

Single Green Male

The Screening Process

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

The Screening Process

Death Of An Intern

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

Death Of An Intern

Double Entendré

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Double Entendré

Proxies

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

Proxies

Still It Burnssssss

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Still It Burnssssss

Focus Group

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Focus Group

Oval Penetration

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Oval Penetration

The Mustache Chronicles, Part 1

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

The Mustache Chronicles, Part 1

The Mustache Chronicles, Part 2

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

The Mustache Chronicles, Part 2

The Mustache Chronicles, Part 3

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

The Mustache Chronicles, Part 3

The Mustache Chronicles, Part 4

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

The Mustache Chronicles, Part 4

The Mustache Chronicles, Part 5

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

The Mustache Chronicles, Part 5

Sporrifying

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Sporrifying

N.G.W.

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

N.G.W.

Terminal

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Terminal

Mischief Throughout History

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

Mischief Throughout History

Priorities

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Priorities

Pandora’s Cube

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Pandora’s Cube

Pandora’s Wii

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Pandora’s Wii

Whatever that was, it was fast

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Whatever that was, it was fast

Payback

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Payback

Cannibal Run

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

Cannibal Run

Where Stupid Comes From

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Where Stupid Comes From

Yes, There’s Insurance For That

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

Yes, There’s Insurance For That

One Entire Nother

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

One Entire Nother

Contemplations

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Contemplations

Te Wonna Wonga

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Te Wonna Wonga

It’s a Whored Knock Life

Saturday, November 1st, 2008

It’s a Whored Knock Life

Election-Motivated Expatriation

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Election-Motivated Expatriation

On the Origins of Miley

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

On the Origins of Miley

Good Stalagmites Make Good Neighbors

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Good Stalagmites Make Good Neighbors

More Gremlin History

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

More Gremlin History

Brain Salad

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Brain Salad

Patent Pending

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Patent Pending

It’s Good to be Da King

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

It’s Good to be Da King

Just Like Al Gore Said

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Just Like Al Gore Said

One Is Clearly Superior

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

One Is Clearly Superior

Handicap Accessible

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

Handicap Accessible

It Makes Them Aerodynamic

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

It Makes Them Aerodynamic

It Certainly Explains A Lot

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

It Certainly Explains A Lot

Interrupted Infiltration

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

Interrupted Infiltration

Battle Royale

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

Battle Royale

The End of Christmas

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

The End of Christmas

Stick Figure Hobos

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Stick Figure Hobos

Better Than Nothing

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

Better Than Nothing

Long, exasperated sigh

Sunday, January 4th, 2009

Long, exasperated sigh

Vox Moduli

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Vox Moduli

On becoming principled

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

On becoming principled

The Seminole Fluids

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

The Seminole Fluids

Fuzz buddies

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

Fuzz buddies

Not in the brochure

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Not in the brochure

Nick Pitches Palin

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

Nick Pitches Palin

Gremlin Resources Dept.

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Gremlin Resources Dept.

The Big Show

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

The Big Show

The Truth Hurts

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

The Truth Hurts

Heirlooms of our Fathers

Sunday, February 8th, 2009

Heirlooms of our Fathers

A Helping Hand

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

A Helping Hand

Old Fashioned Etiquette

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

Old Fashioned Etiquette

The Good Times Are Killing Me

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

The Good Times Are Killing Me

Would You Even Call That Dairy?

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

Would You Even Call That Dairy?

A Quick Tour

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

A Quick Tour
We Also Could Have Gone With “Handi-snaps”

In the Valley of the Dollhouse

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

In the Valley of the Dollhouse

Fortified With Opiates

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

Fortified With Opiates

Call in the Specialist

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Call in the Specialist

Office Communication Techniques

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

Office Communication Techniques

They were there for two more days

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

They were there for two more days

Why Would We Name It That?

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Why Would We Name It That?

Unintended Consequences

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Unintended Consequences

Four Legs But It Can’t Run

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Four Legs But It Can’t Run

I’m Not A Mind Reader, Buddy

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

I’m Not A Mind Reader, Buddy

If I Had to Guess

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

If I Had to Guess

What Did You Think I Meant?

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

What Did You Think I Meant?

They Say The Darndest Things

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

They Say The Darndest Things

That Which Is Counter-productive

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

That Which Is Counter-productive

A Noble Goal

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

A Noble Goal

Some Friendly Advice

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Some Friendly Advice

Who Is That, Again?

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Who Is That, Again?

Nothing To Fear But Day-Old Ham

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Nothing To Fear But Day-Old Ham

New From Calvin Klein

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

New From Calvin Klein

It Rhymes When You Say It Right

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

It Rhymes When You Say It Right

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Guest Strip: Joe Dunn

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Guest Strip: Joe Dunn

100x Bad-Ass

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

100x Bad-Ass

The FCC Won’t Let Me Be

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

The FCC Won’t Let Me Be

The Truth, No Matter How Squishy

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

The Truth, No Matter How Squishy

Comatose

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Comatose

A Healthy Respect for CoWorkers

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

A Healthy Respect for CoWorkers

Pathetic Aesthetic

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Pathetic Aesthetic

Off To A Great Start

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Off To A Great Start

Jungle Love

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

Jungle Love

One Of The Symptoms

Monday, June 15th, 2009

One Of The Symptoms

Premature Oculation

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Premature Oculation

An Interesting Taxonomy

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

An Interesting Taxonomy

The Fundraiser is Next Month

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

The Fundraiser is Next Month

Maybe I’ll Ask Someone Else

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

Maybe I’ll Ask Someone Else

Just To Clarify

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Just To Clarify

Shortcuts

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

Shortcuts

Shortcuts, Part 2

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

Shortcuts, Part 2

Shortcuts, Part 3

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

Shortcuts, Part 3

Shortcuts, Part 4

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Shortcuts, Part 4

The Bots We Never Saw

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

The Bots We Never Saw

He Studied Under Dr. Mario

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

He Studied Under Dr. Mario

Be A Champion

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Be A Champion

It Won’t Fit On A Tee Shirt

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

It Won’t Fit On A Tee Shirt

Amusements, Part 1

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Amusements, Part 1

Amusements, Part 2

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Amusements, Part 2

Amusements, Part 3

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

Amusements, Part 3

Amusements, Part 4

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Amusements, Part 4

Amusements, Part 5

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Amusements, Part 5

An Opportunity Lost

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

An Opportunity Lost

We Really DO Hate Lag

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

We Really DO Hate Lag

An Honest Mistake

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

An Honest Mistake

Western Promises

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

Western Promises

Retractions, Part 1

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Retractions, Part 1

Retractions, Part 2

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

Retractions, Part 2

Retractions, Part 3

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

Retractions, Part 3

Retractions, Part 4

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Retractions, Part 4

Retractions, Part 5

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Retractions, Part 5

They Have Feelings Too

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

They Have Feelings Too

Mother’s Love, Part 1

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Mother’s Love, Part 1

Guest Strip: Ross Nover

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

Guest Strip: Ross Nover

Mother’s Love, Part 2

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Mother’s Love, Part 2

Mother’s Love, Part 3

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Mother’s Love, Part 3

Mother’s Love, Part 4

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Mother’s Love, Part 4

Mother’s Love, Part 5

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Mother’s Love, Part 5

Mother’s Love, Part 6

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Mother’s Love, Part 6

Mother’s Love, Conclusion

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Mother’s Love, Conclusion

hulu

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

hulu

Business is Good

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Business is Good

Wolverine – Senior – Prom

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Wolverine – Senior – Prom

Sloppy-Young-Frankenstein

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Sloppy-Young-Frankenstein

Hitler – Ginseng – Pollen

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Hitler – Ginseng – Pollen

Ben, STFU.

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

Ben, STFU.

Going Down

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Going Down

Higher Expectations

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Higher Expectations

The Idiot 500

Monday, October 12th, 2009

The Idiot 500

Uncharted: Honesty Among Thieves

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

Uncharted: Honesty Among Thieves

No Money Back! Guaranteed!

Friday, October 16th, 2009

No Money Back!  Guaranteed!

Oh, The People You’ll Meet…

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Oh, The People You’ll Meet…

Brought to you by the Letter “R”

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

Brought to you by the Letter “R”

…or maybe UNtouchable?

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

…or maybe UNtouchable?

Parting of the Sensory

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Parting of the Sensory

Red, White, and Jew

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Red, White, and Jew

Trick or This

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Trick or This

Think Hard

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Think Hard

Take That, You Son-Of-A-Bitch!

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Take That, You Son-Of-A-Bitch!

With Great Power

Friday, November 6th, 2009

With Great Power

Revisionist History

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Revisionist History

Modern Dedication

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Modern Dedication

Ode to the Shield Guy

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Ode to the Shield Guy

Soon to be Ex-Box

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Soon to be Ex-Box

The Prejean Equation

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

The Prejean Equation

Assassin’s Bane

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Assassin’s Bane

O For A Horse With Wings!

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

O For A Horse With Wings!

Rigorous Experimentation

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Rigorous Experimentation

That’s Not What It Means

Friday, November 27th, 2009

That’s Not What It Means

Notoriety

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Notoriety

What, I Can’t Eat Garlic Knots?!

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

What, I Can’t Eat Garlic Knots?!

Badum-Psh!

Friday, December 4th, 2009

Badum-Psh!
The Ratchet and Clank Titles That Could Have Been

Yes, It Means They Came Back In Time

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Yes, It Means They Came Back In Time

True to his fans

Friday, December 11th, 2009

True to his fans

If I were you…

Monday, December 14th, 2009

If I were you…

Diabolus

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Diabolus

The Perfect Gift

Friday, December 18th, 2009

The Perfect Gift

Food Wreck

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Food Wreck

And I-EEEE-I

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

And I-EEEE-I

A Very Satan Xmas

Friday, December 25th, 2009

A Very Satan Xmas

Autonomic Response

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

Autonomic Response

Stick 2: Return of Hobo

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Stick 2: Return of Hobo

Relax, it’s a placeholder.

Friday, January 1st, 2010

Relax, it’s a placeholder.

A Solid Plan

Monday, January 4th, 2010

A Solid Plan

Nexial Binding

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Nexial Binding

Rocky… Road?

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Rocky… Road?

It’s… Unique

Monday, January 11th, 2010

It’s… Unique

Somewhere, Out in the Wastes…

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Somewhere, Out in the Wastes…

Not OK Computer

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Not OK Computer

You’re doing it: Peter.

Monday, January 18th, 2010

You’re doing it: Peter.

How Awesome is Drinking? So Awesome.

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

How Awesome is Drinking?  So Awesome.

Pressing Issues

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Pressing Issues

Space Prep

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Space Prep

New is the New Old

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

New is the New Old

Satisfaction Guaranteed!

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Satisfaction Guaranteed!

Natural Game Enhancement

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Natural Game Enhancement

Late Nights, Cunning Slights

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Late Nights, Cunning Slights

Cooking Out

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Cooking Out

He’s Our Bob Hope, Basically

Monday, February 8th, 2010

He’s Our Bob Hope, Basically

A Roomba for Two

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

A Roomba for Two

Happy Valentine’s Day

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Happy Valentine’s Day

You Gonna Eat That?

Monday, February 15th, 2010

You Gonna Eat That?

Crooked “Guest”lins by Michael Firman

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Crooked “Guest”lins by Michael Firman

NASCAR

Friday, February 19th, 2010

NASCAR

Imperfect Harmony

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Imperfect Harmony

DTE

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

DTE

Between Hard and Harder

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Between Hard and Harder

Not That We Condone That

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Not That We Condone That

He Likes It!

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

He Likes It!

Like Baseball… Kinda

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Like Baseball… Kinda

The Importance of Context

Monday, March 8th, 2010

The Importance of Context

Operation Bitch Maneuver

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Operation Bitch Maneuver

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Hillary Clinton was 45 minutes late to “suspend” her campaign activity, by which I mean total submission to the will of Ba-Rack.

We didn’t want to hurt Bill by denying him tacquitos, but if you’re gonna embarrass a national figurehead, sometimes you gotta break some eggs.