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April 2008
Indiana Jones and the Spirit Crushing Sequel
De-Stimulus Package
May 2008
Groan Apart
Collateral Damage
Counter-Offer
The Plutark
Over-Reactortion
Retrac’s Date
Retrac’s Big Date – Conclusion
June 2008
TCG’s E3 Contribution
July 2008
4th Of July
Pun-Isher™
You Have to Say it Out Loud
De Plane Boss
Close Enough
Single Green Male
The Screening Process
August 2008
Death Of An Intern
Double Entendré
Proxies
Still It Burnssssss
Focus Group
Oval Penetration
The Mustache Chronicles, Part 1
The Mustache Chronicles, Part 2
The Mustache Chronicles, Part 3
September 2008
The Mustache Chronicles, Part 4
The Mustache Chronicles, Part 5
Sporrifying
N.G.W.
Terminal
Mischief Throughout History
Priorities
Pandora’s Cube
October 2008
Pandora’s Wii
Whatever that was, it was fast
Payback
Cannibal Run
Where Stupid Comes From
Yes, There’s Insurance For That
One Entire Nother
Contemplations
Te Wonna Wonga
November 2008
It’s a Whored Knock Life
Election-Motivated Expatriation
On the Origins of Miley
Good Stalagmites Make Good Neighbors
More Gremlin History
Brain Salad
Patent Pending
It’s Good to be Da King
Just Like Al Gore Said
December 2008
One Is Clearly Superior
Handicap Accessible
It Makes Them Aerodynamic
It Certainly Explains A Lot
Interrupted Infiltration
Battle Royale
The End of Christmas
Stick Figure Hobos
January 2009
Better Than Nothing
Long, exasperated sigh
Vox Moduli
On becoming principled
The Seminole Fluids
Fuzz buddies
Not in the brochure
Nick Pitches Palin
Gremlin Resources Dept.
February 2009
The Big Show
The Truth Hurts
Heirlooms of our Fathers
A Helping Hand
Old Fashioned Etiquette
The Good Times Are Killing Me
Would You Even Call That Dairy?
A Quick Tour
March 2009
We Also Could Have Gone With “Handi-snaps”
In the Valley of the Dollhouse
Fortified With Opiates
Call in the Specialist
Office Communication Techniques
They were there for two more days
Why Would We Name It That?
Unintended Consequences
Four Legs But It Can’t Run
April 2009
I’m Not A Mind Reader, Buddy
If I Had to Guess
What Did You Think I Meant?
They Say The Darndest Things
That Which Is Counter-productive
A Noble Goal
Some Friendly Advice
Who Is That, Again?
Nothing To Fear But Day-Old Ham
May 2009
New From Calvin Klein
It Rhymes When You Say It Right
The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Guest Strip: Joe Dunn
100x Bad-Ass
The FCC Won’t Let Me Be
The Truth, No Matter How Squishy
Comatose
A Healthy Respect for CoWorkers
June 2009
Pathetic Aesthetic
Off To A Great Start
Jungle Love
One Of The Symptoms
Premature Oculation
An Interesting Taxonomy
The Fundraiser is Next Month
Maybe I’ll Ask Someone Else
July 2009
Just To Clarify
Shortcuts
Shortcuts, Part 2
Shortcuts, Part 3
Shortcuts, Part 4
The Bots We Never Saw
He Studied Under Dr. Mario
Be A Champion
It Won’t Fit On A Tee Shirt
Amusements, Part 1
Amusements, Part 2
August 2009
Amusements, Part 3
Amusements, Part 4
Amusements, Part 5
An Opportunity Lost
We Really DO Hate Lag
An Honest Mistake
Western Promises
Retractions, Part 1
Retractions, Part 2
Retractions, Part 3
Retractions, Part 4
Retractions, Part 5
They Have Feelings Too
September 2009
Mother’s Love, Part 1
Guest Strip: Ross Nover
Mother’s Love, Part 2
Mother’s Love, Part 3
Mother’s Love, Part 4
Mother’s Love, Part 5
Mother’s Love, Part 6
Mother’s Love, Conclusion
hulu
Business is Good
Wolverine – Senior – Prom
Sloppy-Young-Frankenstein
October 2009
Hitler – Ginseng – Pollen
Ben, STFU.
Going Down
Higher Expectations
The Idiot 500
Uncharted: Honesty Among Thieves
No Money Back! Guaranteed!
Oh, The People You’ll Meet…
Brought to you by the Letter “R”
…or maybe UNtouchable?
Parting of the Sensory
Red, White, and Jew
Trick or This
November 2009
Think Hard
Take That, You Son-Of-A-Bitch!
With Great Power
Revisionist History
Modern Dedication
Ode to the Shield Guy
Soon to be Ex-Box
The Prejean Equation
Assassin’s Bane
O For A Horse With Wings!
Rigorous Experimentation
That’s Not What It Means
Notoriety
December 2009
What, I Can’t Eat Garlic Knots?!
Badum-Psh!
The Ratchet and Clank Titles That Could Have Been
Yes, It Means They Came Back In Time
True to his fans
If I were you…
Diabolus
The Perfect Gift
Food Wreck
And I-EEEE-I
A Very Satan Xmas
Autonomic Response
Stick 2: Return of Hobo
January 2010
Relax, it’s a placeholder.
A Solid Plan
Nexial Binding
Rocky… Road?
It’s… Unique
Somewhere, Out in the Wastes…
Not OK Computer
You’re doing it: Peter.
How Awesome is Drinking? So Awesome.
Pressing Issues
Space Prep
New is the New Old
Satisfaction Guaranteed!
February 2010
Natural Game Enhancement
Late Nights, Cunning Slights
Cooking Out
He’s Our Bob Hope, Basically
A Roomba for Two
Happy Valentine’s Day
You Gonna Eat That?
Crooked “Guest”lins by Michael Firman
NASCAR
Imperfect Harmony
DTE
Between Hard and Harder
March 2010
Not That We Condone That
He Likes It!
Like Baseball… Kinda
The Importance of Context
Operation Bitch Maneuver
Guest Strip by Paul Lucci
Guest Strip by Carter Fort
Happy Something Something
iNtegrity
The Tickets Were Free
He Had a Great Guidance Counselor
The Best Places
After Watching “She’s Out of My League.”
My Two Dudes
April 2010
Limited Liability
There’s An Ass For That
A Friend Indeed, Part 1
A Friend Indeed, Part 2
A Friend Indeed, Part 3
Repo, Part 1
Repo, Part 2
Repo, Part 3
I’m Sure it Happens All the Time
Civil Commitment
LIAR!
Summer Movie Series, Part 1
Summer Movie Series, Part 2
May 2010
Summer Movie Series, Part… Last One
Solidarity
That’s Really Very Funny
Like A Starter Kit
The Time Is Now… And Later
Need A Bigger Net
Now I Do Not Believe Your Earlier Stories
Third Panel Extravaganza
Suggestions
Evac, Part 1
Evac, Part 2
Evac, Part 3
Evac, Part 4
June 2010
Evac, Part 5: Mun-um-bump!
Good Point
Passes It To The Man…
True Story
The Sting
This Is Just A Tribute
Placing
It’s Your Fault
Soundtrack by Huey Lewis, Part 1
Soundtrack by Huey Lewis, Part 2
Soundtrack by Huey Lewis, Part 3
Soundtrack by Huey Lewis, Part 4
Soundtrack by Huey Lewis, Part 5
July 2010
Soundtrack by Huey Lewis, Finale
Board Games
To Steal Elephant Poo. Why Not.
Aziz, Light!
Molten Mottling
Ask a Gremlin #1
Predator(s)
Ineption
Now I Got Worry
Let The Good Times Fall
Ask a Gremlin #2
Stoli
Once And For All
August 2010
It Takes A Village
Campy Crystal Lake
Vantasy
Cosmos Guide To Gremlins
Cakes
Forsaking Forbidden Fornication
Huzzah
The Future of Insults
ALERT! ALERT!
Calmer Than You Are, Dude.
September 2010
His Newest Project(ion)
How To Go Down With The Ship
Choose Wisely, I Guess
Constar
The Possibilities Are Endless
The Best Defense
Zombology
Better Down Where It’s Wetter
Dark City
October 2010
When There’s Somethin’ Strange…
Dangerous Game
The Dannon Affair
Sick Daze
Save Darfur/The Clock Tower/A Few Bucks (ask me how!)
Not A Great Deal
The Day The World Stopped Jerking
No Car For A Week, Young Man
November 2010
How Thoughtful
A Blight On This Land
The Hottest Gifts This Holiday
This Is My Rifle, This Is My Gun
The Timeless Argument
Love Connection
North American Scum, Part 1
North American Scum, Part 2
North American Scum, Part 3
North American Scum, Finalé
The Gremlin Guide to Fine Dining
December 2010
For Aesthetic Purposes Only
Steve Almighty
Totally, Like, For Sure.
Good Old Fashioned Folk
Holiday Wordplay
Thinking Outside The Icebox
All I Really Want
MultitASSking
Sincerely
January 2011
Gremlins Are GO!
Pokéman, Page 1
Pokéman, Page 2
Pokéman, Page 3
Pokéman, Final Page
When The Lights Go Out
Guest Strip by Noah Rodenbeek
Miranda That Ghost Just Isn’t Holy Anymore
Anger Management
February 2011
Heavy Meddle
The Quest, Part 1
The Quest, Part 2
The Quest, Part 3
The Quest, Part 4
The Quest, Part… what is this, 5 now? Yeah. Sure.
The Quest, Part 6
March 2011
The Quest, Part 131
The Quest, Part 8
The Quest, Part 9
The Quest, Finale (Quest Love)
April 2011
Hear Me Now
Lip Dem, Lip Dem, What?!
Con Sketchbook ’11
Not a Form of Torture
Ree-Regeneration
May 2011
Think Happy Thoughts
Science on Trial
MacGraber
The Gremmies
The Days Are Just Packed
June 2011
Dragging Ass
The Free Jaws of Robotics
The Worst Matryoshka
EBAY! EBAY! EBAY!
July 2011
Sandicapped
I(g)n(c)iting
Imagine All the Peep Holes
Checking In
August 2011
Sub-Ordination
Fits of Fury
September 2011
Dressed To Kill
Our Favorite Arcade
I’ll Show You!
October 2011
Classic Dick
It Might Just Save Your Life
NEDM
Assumed Identity
November 2011
Displacement
Burn the Witch
Ready 2 Grumble
December 2011
Large Onus
Hapry Hoblidays
January 2012
New Year, New Hobo
Mmm… Receiving
Stupid Comix Week – Part 1
Stupid Comix Week – Part 2
Stupid Comix Week – Part 3
Stupid Comix Week – Part 4
Stupid Comix Week – Part 5
February 2012
Stupid Comix Week – Part 6
Stupid Comix Part 7
The Familiar Four
March 2012
Street Fighter X Dressing
Bizarre Incantation
Block and Bridge
April 2012
Hustle And Bustle
Aperient
Riders On The Storm
May 2012
Achluophobia
