Comments on: And I-EEEE-I

By: Razor_Fox

Razor_Fox — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 06:19:40 +0000

I never got into Firefly. That being said, that one asshole looked similar to him. I know I SHOULD, but I have the same issue with buying the series as I do with buying the Nightmare Before Christmas, it gets more expensive every time I consider buying it. They price that shit like wine, the older it gets the more you pay. But I digress.

As for the drunk thing, it was more of a joke. I bought a mini Smirnoff (think hotel minibar) that was mixed with Black cherry or some shit. It tasted god awful and I chucked it (along with the other 3 I brought along). With my usual rants, alcohol seems the best excuse to use. As insanity doesn't usually hold water outside of the legal system.

Dammit, now I want to watch an Adam Sandler movie. Shit….

By: Muffin

Muffin — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 12:35:36 +0000

I'll be seeing this "Avatar" movie at an iMax theatre later today. Christmas day. Glad i read this post first.

By: Paul

Paul — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 08:18:17 +0000

What is lower than a lemon?

Anything.

Anything you put under a lemon.

Thank you.

I'm here all week.

By: Paul

Paul — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 08:16:55 +0000

I believe you have.

But maybe not in this space.

Also, Alien 4 had the baby thing getting sucked out a tiny hole in a spaceship by the beck of it's head. That is… yes.

By: Ravenous Head

Ravenous Head — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 07:02:47 +0000

I also miss Firefly and find that Sigourney Weaver seems to get hotter wih age. She was somehow hotter than Winona Ryder in 'Alien 4', thus providing the sole reason to watch 'Alien 4'. Well, that and Leland Orser killing that guy by headlocking him to his abdomen just in time to catch a skull-full of chestburster. Beautiful. Have I ever mentioned my enormous boner for the Alien films?

By: Blue Froman

Blue Froman — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 01:39:28 +0000

Me too, but not like the band sublime, they're more like sub-lemon, which is way more sour.

By: Carter

Carter — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:06:52 +0000

I will say this about alcohol and movies: I the first time I saw "Spanglish," I was drunk off my ass and started writing an article about how Adam Sandler was an acting genius and the next revolution in creative filmmaking. The lesson here? Friends don't let friends drink and review.

Steve the Pirate was played by Alan Tudyk of "Firefly" fame and "Dollhouse" shame. He does not make an appearance in "Avatar."

Obviously, some of the bad-assery is truly bad-ass. I think the visual impact of the film increases the dramatic highlights even more, making them seem even bad-ass-ier.

But that doesn't change the fact that the writing is poor in some very, very conspicuous places.

By: Razor_Fox

Razor_Fox — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 09:36:53 +0000

I saw it twice. I had a lot of the reservations you did the first time, the second time… I forgot all them. They were replaced by these *spoilers*:

The best part of the movie you probably missed: Norm fucking around and doing wheelies in the wheelchair. I want a wheelchair for X-mas now.

Maybe it's just all the nerd movies she's in, but Sigourney Weaver still looks hot to me, even as a 11 foot tall blue creature. Or is that especially as a 11 foot tall creature?

Both times I saw the movie, when it got to a certain scene, I thought 'Sigourney Weaver should be Poison Ivy in the next Batman Movie. God knows she can't be worse than Uma.'

Isn't that the guy who played 'Steve the Pirate' in 'Dodgeball'? If so, is this like a reunion?

Best thought process: 'fuck oxygen, I need to shoot these fuckers…now I'm outta rounds… could put on my mask. WAIT! Almost forgot my side arm!' (badass!)

I want spinning helicopter lizards. Why hasn't genetics gotten to this? Fuck world hunger, peace, and population issues. If I'm going to be on my death bed because research was taken from finding a cure for my illness and instead put towards creating spinning helicopter lizards… I'd be happy. As long as I got one. Otherwise. Well… then it'd suck.

Damn, It's easy getting alcohol into the movies nowadays.

By: Carter

Carter — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:00:48 +0000

Well, his post disappeared because it was afraid of me. For some reason.

I don't know what he's talking about. I think this comic is sublime.

By: Blue Froman

Blue Froman — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:22:46 +0000

Where did Paul's post go again? Did it grow legs and get tired of not making fart jokes? :(