I am still searching for gifts for people. Also, the money to buy those gifts. Any uva bruvas broke lemme herr y’all say “Haaaaaaaayyy”!

I have been playing GoW2. That’s not “Gears” but “God”. I never got to finish it the first time around. I am anxious to see what happens beyond Sister of Fate number two. Don’t tell me. If you tell me, I will hate you and make poop sculptures of you and send them to Carter. He looooves that stuff. Send him some.

Also, if there is the slightest chance that maybe, just maybe, you know someone who fucking looooves poop sculptures magnets and The Crooked Gremlins, oh boy!  Do I have the gift for you!

It can be found here.  And no, I won’t tell you what it is, you have to click.

Faggot.

That’s a joke.

The “faggot” part.

Go buy magnets.

Faggot.