posted by Paul
12.14.10 @ 10:01 PM
Everybody has a relative like this. They are old. They are wrong. They are not going to change.
Maybe your grandpa tells Polish jokes in front of your Polish girlfriend. Maybe your friend’s grandma says you “look like one of them damn Italians” as she puts the mashed potatoes on the table. Either way, drink that shit in. It’s hilarious.
Happy Holidays!
Also, if you didn’t hear you can totally buy our shirts now, which I’ve heard make you grow in places that you would like (and need) to grow. Also, if you order one of them shits by Jan 1st, you’ll get a very special, signed (or not, you tell me) print made just for this occasion. The actual image is a much higher resolution.










December 15th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
You forgot, he's also the spansih guy from Highlander. Think about it, lives a long time, and looks and talks like Sean Connery, coincidence?
Also, really want a shirt bad, I'll probably order one before years end, but right now I'm broke.
December 15th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
If you of all people never have a gremlin shirt, then this world is wrong.
December 15th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
I went to the Pens Flyers game last night. Great game. Thought I should let everyone know that.
December 15th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
I was about to say "No, my grandparents were cool."
Then I remembered that my mother did not, in fact, spring from the earth fully formed, and is actually part of an incredibly evil lineage.
Still, I'm not sure they count as grandparents if they've disowned you for refusing to stop loving your Jewish father.
So I'm forced to agree with this. And actually, I only have to go back another generation in my dad's family to find that vein of racism.
December 16th, 2010 at 1:57 am
Racism is just another way we humans try to assert our superiority over one another. I like to make jokes out of it!
December 16th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Thank you BB. Please let us know when the Flyers win 12 in a row.
December 23rd, 2010 at 10:37 pm
Thank you BB. Please let us know when the Flyers win 12 in a row.