posted by Paul
12.02.09 @ 8:19 PM
Alright. Enough with the racism strips.
Racism strips?!
Just apply to the bridge of your nose while you sleep and you’ll wake up either racism free, or vomiting slurs no one has used for 40 years! You decide!
Because…
Racism strips come in two varieties! Choose between Poor Southern White Man, Who Has No Business Judging Anyone or Oversensitive Douche Who Gets Mad At Himself When Ordering His Coffee “Black”!
It’s the product that literally nobody has been waiting for! And of course they come in multiple colors, sizes, and athletic ability! Order yours now!
Speaking of ordering crap, did you buy any of our shit yet? Huh?!
December 3rd, 2009 at 3:06 am
I have yet to partake in your wares, good sirs. I'll go look, since you're all insistent n' shit.
December 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 am
i have not bought any of your shit yet. but i like those magnets.
December 3rd, 2009 at 6:47 am
I bought some shit! I bought the shit out f that shit!
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Aw, aw…
I didn't mean to be pushy for reals…
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:14 pm
They are sexy. And huge.
And now I'm uncomfortable.
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:15 pm
And that is why you win. You win the golden prize.
Our shit.
Which you bought.
December 4th, 2009 at 9:53 am
"Oversensitive Douche Who Gets Mad At Himself When Ordering His Coffee “Black”!" – That's actually in my bio.
Shit. Being a liberal P.C. douche ain't easy.
March 15th, 2011 at 10:15 pm
You forgot the special "Uncle Ruckus" brand Racism Strips.