posted by Paul
11.30.09 @ 6:57 PM
Racism. Is it ever not funny? Probably.
I want to talk for a moment about originality. Recently, someone called us out for stealing something. Specifically, BABYCHUCKS.
They said we had stolen it from the guy who did 8 Bit Theatre, a webcomic I was unaware of.
First of all, after looking into it, his thing was swordchucks, two swords strapped together… well, you get it. Ours was babychucks, two babies… you also get the idea. He had a problem with that. Am I to believe that, from this point on, no one can combine two things and call them whatever-chucks? The answer, simply, is fuck no, you fucking fuck.
Second, am I supposed to have read everything on the internet before venturing to create something I think is funny? The answer, simply, is fuck no, you fucking fuck. If I made a joke about ninjas, pirates, or any other commonly used internet fare, I am sure it already would have been a fucking meme at some point.
So, basically, if you ever find yourself going “SIMPSONS DID IT!” when it comes to this comic, please, go fuck your own ass. We do not steal.
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December 1st, 2009 at 7:07 am
First black friday, then gore munching vampires, you guys are my heroes :P
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:17 am
Preach on, Paul. Babychucks (or babychaku) is way funnier than 'swordchucks', anyway. Fuck that guy.
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:19 pm
If that's true then taking anything like -insert noun here-chucks should all be called plagiarism then, because Gofer-chucks came first with the movie Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
Assuming that's true.
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:26 am
Oh, snapapples. You are right. I forgot about Gofer-chucks. I really liked that movie BTW. Not a lot of people did.
My favorite part is when dude punches out some guys midsection, somehow in a perfect circle, and the narrator goes, "Holy crap! Did you see that?! I don't even know what that was. Was that like, his stomach blood?!"
Or something like that.
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:03 am
Ok, so we can't stick any two items together anymore and add chuck for a joke. But where does the internet stand on literally chucking nuns? Would that still be ok, or does that fall into the plagiarism category?
I need to know 'cause my entire holiday strip line up was based on tossing clergy.
December 4th, 2009 at 7:47 am
Do it! The universe be damned! Chuck them religious folk!
December 4th, 2009 at 9:47 am
For your consideration: http://www.mcphee.com/shop/product_images/d/11580...
It actually chucks nuns.
December 5th, 2009 at 1:29 am
A "Nun-Chucker". Fuck all the other presents I had lined up. Everyone gets this.
December 11th, 2009 at 11:40 am
hehehe Nun-chuckers I love it.
Ah I love the rant under the comic. "Fuck you you fucking fuckers, now Check out my Store."
Loving the comic, Fan of 8 Bit Theather too, but when I seen the Baby-chuck joke It didn't even register to me about the sword chucks. And before reading that on 8 bit I thought to tie tampons together and call em Tampon Chucks. I have recently upgraded the tampon-chucks by adding tomato sauce to the tips and calling them Used-tampon-chucks. I STOLE FROM 8 BIT THEATER TOO BEFORE THEY USED IT!