posted by Paul
11.11.10 @ 6:26 PM
Has this ever happened to you? You do something so much that your brain just keeps on doing it while you sleep? I imagine cashiers get this a lot. All night, as they sleep, “BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.” AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
But, Frank, seriously. Dude. Bro. Homie. Manguy. Fuckface. You forget yourself. Not like the gremlins are in the handshaking business. In fact, I don’t even think that’s a business at all. C’mon, Frank.
In other news(?), we did a guest strip for Dueling Analogs again. It’s about that other shooter.
I still love you.
November 12th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
I work in a warehouse, so I often have dreams of cardboard boxes.
No big deal, right? WRONG.
These things slowly inch closer to me from all sides. When it gets to the point that I can't move anymore, I wake up in a cold sweat.
I totally expect to die via a pallet of cardboard boxes falling on me some point soon.
November 12th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Dude. Brutal. That would freak me the fuck out.
I have had to do similar work. My favorite part was crushing the boxes in the compactor thingy. I'd always get in trouble though because I took so long doing it. This is because I had a sharpie on me at all times, allowing me to draw terrified faces on each box before sending them to their deaths. It was good times.
November 13th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Literally the night before I read this, I was dreaming about being in Black Ops as well. Video games sure have an effect on us.
That, and also before I quit toysrus, it haunted my dreams. I dreamt I had to keep selling fucking toys to people at midnight, wondering to myself why the fuck am I still here and why are the people still here.
November 14th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Mate, you smoke and drink as much as I do and straight up videogame dreams are a blessing!