posted by Paul
11.02.10 @ 3:51 PM
I am an 8 year old child.
Sorry.
So, you remember that announcement I promised weeks ago? Yeah, apparently that’s not happening. It was t-shirts. Like, ones that aren’t about rape. I know, I’m surprised too.
If you scroll to the bottom of this here page, you’ll find the new logo that was going to appear (minus the “the”) on some very rad t-shirts. Unfortunately, the guys making our t-shirts ran into a problem with actually putting the logo on the shirts. Too big or something. We are going to try to work something out, but it’s going to take some time. So, if you are one of the 3 people who was excited about paying to advertise for us out in the real world, I apologize for delaying your idiotic plans.
Heres a link to a thing I like that is not related to anything.
November 2nd, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Probably healthier than the real thing.
November 3rd, 2010 at 12:08 am
My vision from the day of the new site launch was so close to coming true. I foresaw the logo being incorporated into shoddy merchandise. Does this mean i get a free one?
November 3rd, 2010 at 2:51 am
One free nothing, coming your way!
November 3rd, 2010 at 9:16 am
Awesome. Shipping is included right?
November 3rd, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Sadly, no. Nothing + $19.95/shipping + $45.93/tax = Give me your money.
November 3rd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
I need "boy did I ever" to make a comeback immediately. It has the potential to be hilarious given the right situation…this being one of them.
November 4th, 2010 at 8:02 am
At Baskin Robbins, they call this the Human Centipede Special. Not sure why.
November 4th, 2010 at 10:01 am
I remember when I was a child and my legs didn't touch the ground when I was on the pooper. I felt like such a king. LOOK AT ME ON THIS PORCELAIN THRONE! Good times.