This is literally the first thing I thought of when I woke up this morning.

I’ve been in therapy all day.

Really, I just wanted to make sure you knew this came from me and not Carter, due to his… discomfort with  the whole thing.  He just found the WHOLE THING really UNCOMFORTABLE. He just didn’t like how it felt… inside of him.

It didn’t sit well with him.  Eh.  That one doesn’t really work, but you get the idea.

Things went in Carter’s butt.

BORDERLANDS!  I’M ADDICTED!

Do you like Diablo?  Do you like CoD?  Do you like Fallout?  If you answered “yes” to any of those things, please put something in Carter’s butt.

See you Friday!