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Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

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Here’s a free tip, kiddies: Mushrooms don’t always have the desired effect.

It was fairly predictable that we would include the Duke of Nukem in this strip, since we’ve both been playing it as if it were video cocaine. Also, I enjoy the irony of having Mr. Nukem be the censoring force in this strip. 

In order to ensure the highest quality of satire, we need to be familiar with the details of our subjects. To find the correct coloring for Duke’s clothes, I went on a Google search. And what did I find? This:

Duke Nukem

I also found some evidence to suggest that the game “Duke Nukem: Forever” (for which a teaser trailer was released in December 2007) is not actually in production, but rather is just a marketing ploy devised by some clever dicks over at 3D-Realms.

Honestly? I hope they don’t make another game. I’m happy with the Duke I got.

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  1. Bitch Buckets 2: The Return of Bitch Buckets

    Bitch, I love me some Duke! I gots “Nuke ‘em!” tattooed on my balls! My balls!

  2. Carter Fort Carter Fort

    You must be very proud.

  3. T_C

    This is by far the funniest one I have seen through the comics I've seen; I laughed insanely hard–and it even made my dad laugh (when he uses the internet usually only for the bare necessities) if that's any indication. :D Way to go on this one.

  4. mattwo

    "I'm here to play children's card games and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum!" BTW ever play Starcraft? Check out the stuff the firebats say. :P

  5. Miranda

    love it :)

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