It really was not us

I cannot state this clearly enough:

We had absolutely nothing to do with Governor Palin’s Yahoo! email password (who knew it really was ‘iHeartHuckabee‘ ?) getting out to the hacker group Anonymous.

Insecure communications between an elected public official and her appointed aides are obviously private matters, and we whole-heartedly endorse the FBI’s investigation of the matter. We’d help if we could, but they don’t seem to trust us too much.

We would also support the Justice Department looking into those douchebags that quit that game of Halo 3 early because they were going to lose. They need to be dealt with.

However, we don’t think that the Internet should be blown up, as some people at Gawker have helpfully suggested. We like the Internet. It allows us do our work without unnecessary sun exposure.

Again, I have to reiterate: We had NOTHING to do with this. Nothing at all.