posted by Paul
09.09.10 @ 4:49 PM
I hated those “Choose Your Own Adventure!” books. I always picked the thing that sounded like the right thing to do, such as, “Cross the river in the canoe” only to be told “The canoe is made of pure evil. It eats you and the Hardy Boys.”
Whatever. Stupid books. Stupid gimmick… trying to get me to read…
I’d go make my own adventures out of G.I. Joes. Then who’s laughing?! No one! Because that’s not funny!
On a slightly less crazy note, I have fulfilled a couple of requests for an image of Elrond’s Mecha-Transformimation we never saw in the comic Alert! Alert!. Nevermind that those requests came from my brain.
Why is he at the Beach? Here's a better question…
Why are ninjas at the beach?
September 9th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
A similar situation happened to a group of my friends in 7th grade, but it wasn't a Fangtoad, it was a Blistercat. They don't bite, persay, but when they rub against you, and their pustules burst, releasing the world's third deadliest pus on exposed flesh… Well, it's simply not a good way to go.
Ninjas enjoy a good game of pick-up volleyball too.
September 10th, 2010 at 12:08 am
Man, how could Frank go dungeon crawling without equipping the Boss's Codpiece?
Also, dickbot.
September 11th, 2010 at 6:03 am
Next crossover! DoA: Extreme Ninja Volleyball Tits and Ninjas! I mean come on, can YOU think of anything better ever? Other than the cocktail shrimp at Dudemire, delicious man.
September 12th, 2010 at 10:57 pm
I agree completely. Well with the first part with the crossover at least.