posted by Paul
09.08.11 @ 12:37 AM
Let me make something clear.
I am enrolled at the Penny Arcade Academy. They school me constantly. It is the only strip I check every few days. The rest I wait on, eventually running through the five or so that I”ve missed, catching up and enjoying myself. Penny Arcade, I just have to know immediately what the update was. I’m sure there are many who feel the same way. Chances are, if you read this strip, you read Penny Arcade. They are a household name at this point. For good reason.
All I’m saying with this strip: They have a schtick. Or multiple schticks. This is just one of them. And you know what? Even reducing it to its formula is funny. Hence the strip. It’s almost hommage.
I wish I could allow myself to do the topical strip (we have, I won’t). It seems like you’d never run out of ideas as long as something was happening. It goes like this:
Event > Reactionary Conversation Between Funny People > Artwork > Comic Strip > Merch > Money > Boredom > Fight Club > Hospital > Yacht Store > Whale Sex > ? > Martha Stewart > Entire Section At K-Mart/Martha Stewart Sleeping In My Bed At Night, Fuckface.
And. Who. Can’t. Go. For. THAT. SHIT.
Pillows that smell like cinnamon.









September 8th, 2011 at 1:18 am
Whale sex? Like throwing a sushi roll down a highway. Shit, I get off humping dolphins blowholes…I refuse to believe you are better hung than me.
Also, you can't front on Penny Arcade, and we have alrady discussed our mutual admiration for Oglaf.
Tits! Dicks! Topical Cream!
September 8th, 2011 at 1:38 am
Certainly not trying to hate on PA. And Oglaf is titsdickstopicalcream. But compare Oglaf to PA, really. Oglaf isn't chatting about the latest videogame releases.
But it does have boobs.
Hmm.
Need to get some game boobs up in this strip.
September 8th, 2011 at 1:46 am
Nah mate, I was agreeing with you in regards to the inability to front on PA! Got Dead Island? Just picked up my copy and some sexy Turtle Beach X12s!
September 8th, 2011 at 10:17 am
Ah. Must've misread.
No Dead Island for me. One of those times when Gamefly just doesn't send the only game in the queue! Let me know how it is!
September 8th, 2011 at 3:41 pm
This is me trolling about how cynical you've become
September 8th, 2011 at 5:07 pm
True story.
September 8th, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Short answer: fucking awesome. Having four people standing over a downed zombie straight up kicking it to death for 15 seconds just doesn't get old.
September 9th, 2011 at 10:59 pm
Instead of the Rogue's Pussy Trap, we could maybe have Nick's Gunt Trap.