A Lonely Line of Work

That’s right, people. It’s time for another installment of The Crooked Gremlins Theater.

I’m trying to figure out a way for Paul and I to both have posts on each comic, but it’s surprisingly difficult. In the meantime, my posts will continue to appear here on the front page.

I found myself in Hollywood last night, and I was caught in the difficult position of explaining the “blob” from the previous continuity. My friend was, of course, referring to the Dick Golem. I did my best to explain it, but I didn’t really have the faculties to explain the reasons we had for manifesting a mythical protector made of ding-a-dongs.

Also, as long as we’re reaching back into the annals of Gremlin history, I think it’s worth mentioning that this film was, honestly, the inspiration for the Mustache Chronicles. More specifically, it was the facial hair that Damon is sporting. I remember seeing publicity stills for this thing over a year ago, and those memories sat safely forgotten until tonight, when I saw the hairy lip against a huge yellow background and proclaimed: “Stache! Damon!”

I received blank stares from the others in the car.

I’d like to take this opportunity to reinforce my cohort’s endorsement of Girl Talk. Go to the website and pay money to download Feed the Animals. If you like music, you will be pleased.