Something about this song has always creeped me out, and I’m certain I’m not alone. Consider this an attempt to put a finger on it.

Just remember, before you get in a huff and update your local Megan’s Law List or whatever, that Elrond is a) a clone, b) a character in a comic bent on misconduct and anarchy and c) that you laughed, even if it was just a little bit.

Last Wednesday, you were all promised big news, and I’m going to lay it out for you in a way that I don’t think will cause mass hysteria and/or riots.

First, we’re going back to updating twice weekly instead of thrice weekly. Er, three times a week. Whatever. This is not because we love you kids any less or that we’ve lost patience or faith in the webcomic sausages we’ve been consistently cranking out for the last two years; we simply think we can do better with more time available for each strip while still maintaining a schedule. New comics will now be going up on Tuesday and Thursday.

Second, the site has been completely redesigned. The new version will go live Tuesday, which is when the schedule change takes effect. This will be the third massive overhaul since the site launched in late 2006, back in the Before Time when it had nothing to do with comics. I’m not going to get into listing the new features because I want you all to discover them in your own way on your own time. Suffice it to say that the comic will be largely un-missable, and somethings that are old are new again.

Third, we’ve started on a new project that will be sharing space on this site. I’m not at liberty to discuss specifics, except to say that it will be animated and hilarious. Here’s a sneak peek.