posted by Paul
07.28.10 @ 2:10 PM
I have been playing the Medal of Honor Beta on the 360. If you didn’t know, it’s being developed by DICE, the same em-effers that brought you Battlefield. So, unsurprisingly, it feels like Battlefield except the button layout is exactly like Call of Duty. So, if you had been following the game at all and found yourself asking, “Wait, Call of Duty and Battlefield had a baby?”, then the answer is “Yes”.
And it’s retarded.
Not really. I just wanted to say that. It’s a Beta, people. It’s kinda broken. However, I can say that if you like Call of Dudes or Battledudes, you will find something to like in the Medal of Honor reboot.
Other than that, Carter and I have both been playing Limbo off and on. It’s a very cool game that deserves your attention, especially if you like games like Braid or (god I’m old) Out Of This World (or Another World). Atmosphere and puzzle solving, that’s what it’s all about.
Good times, good times.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:34 am
I deleted that beta. The thing sorta plays like crap.
July 29th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Plays like Battlefield, a semi-broken Battlefield.
July 30th, 2010 at 1:12 am
But I though Batlefield was already broken…
July 30th, 2010 at 5:33 am
It is. Through math, we now find that the MoH beta is even more broken than a broken thing. The answer is 2.
July 30th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Now I hate to be "that guy" but I'm afraid you're wrong. "Double broken" is an imaginary number and can't be equated to a real number in any way. But if you take the brokenness of Battlefield, call it "i" and root it by the brokenness of MoH "i squared" you find the answer is i/root(i)squared and falls into Heinzburgs Law of Constants…constant douchebaggery that is…I'm a douche.
August 7th, 2010 at 1:58 am
I'm going to be "that guy" as well and point out that Frank's box says "Hand's Off" Which I guess means that his friend Hand has a few bottles of bug repellent in a box.
August 7th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
It's mo' real with the typo. I mean, tyop.