I(g)n(c)iting

I have a bunch of new ideas in the works that I’m rather fond of right now.

I wish I could just jack into the computer and you could experience these ideas without any real effort on my part. Sadly, no one has engineered this technology yet. Come on, Science.

We’re waiting.

I also wanted to remind you that the jokes that you find on this website are meant to hurt you. They are part of an ongoing hate campaign that we have been cultivating our entire existence, a period of time far too complex for your limited human brain to comprehend. We are the past future. We have seen your death. It is a sweetly sour thing that we rest on our time pillows as we sleep-hate. Our jokes will fuck your corpse. They already have.

Or, you know, they’re just jokes.

See you next time.