posted by Paul
07.07.11 @ 9:51 PM
If I weren’t already going to hell, I might have been a little worried after this one. But it’s just a joke anyway.
To be clear, I have no problem with retards. They are hilarious.
Again, I’m just kidding.
They fucking piss me off.
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Naaaaaahhhhh.
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They really do.
July 7th, 2011 at 10:06 pm
Shaking my head back and forth. You were adopted.
July 7th, 2011 at 10:11 pm
I thought you said you traded your retarded baby to a gypsy for me and some beans. That's not adoption, mom.
*Plants magic bean*
July 7th, 2011 at 10:14 pm
Also? Kind of hypocritical.
*Climbs bean stalk*
July 8th, 2011 at 3:57 am
Those same retards can't even enjoy dick noises. Or fartbutter.
Truly a cruel and rage-filled God.
July 8th, 2011 at 8:33 am
As a retard, I find this horribly offensive, sir. Please make time in your near future for a good cock punching. Regretfully, I will be using every bit of my god-given, smush-faced strength, because my brain only has one setting, which is retarded. You have been warned.
July 11th, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Oh man, you guys are really going after the hard targets lately, working up t rreal with Van Damme?
July 11th, 2011 at 6:54 pm
Uh, working up to the real thing.
July 12th, 2011 at 12:46 am
Also, Dick noises
July 12th, 2011 at 7:33 pm
We are constantly trying to push the envelope here. I mean… what IS comedy anyway?
FART NOISE.
July 12th, 2011 at 9:46 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy
However, that still doesn't answer my question as to whether VD will be making an appearance. Geddit?
July 14th, 2011 at 12:50 pm
Been too long since I've read one of these. I'd be surprised, but after reading Satan tell Jesus' life story I'm not surprised by anything you guys do.
July 15th, 2011 at 9:04 pm
So when are you going to tackle the niggers?
See, I'm tired of being one of the easy targets. Hahaha, look at the retard who doesn't even know how to form a coherent thought, then I come along and kick them in the nuts. If you're going after us, and you covered rape before, you're surely going to have the gremlins attend a KKK rally in support of burning the jigaboos, right?
July 16th, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Yup.