posted by Paul
05.17.12 @ 6:35 PM
Carter and I have both been addicted to Minecraft since it came out on XBLA. I know that it has been around forever on the PC, and that that version is vastly superior. Well, I’m happy to report that I’m ruining my life just fine with this version.
Figured it could ruin the comic for a minute too. You know, since the gremlins live underground. Now, if you’ll excuse me, theres a giant boner made of dirt that isn’t going to build itself.
*runs to xbox to play*
*falls down stairs*
*breaks neck*
*stacks shoes before dying*
May 17th, 2012 at 8:27 pm
Oh yes, minecraft is pretty nuts. Gotta love those giant boners made of rock, and the balls made out of cacti to look like pubes.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:10 pm
Can't see the trees for the forest made of dicks.
May 18th, 2012 at 5:02 pm
Just don't climb them. Might end up jerking them off. >.>
Oh Paul, I believe you asked me the other day in minecraft if I had Diablo 3? Welp, I fell victim to it yesterday…so awesome…
May 22nd, 2012 at 10:12 am
Just spotted that Retrac was watching porn while he was talking to Frank. I guess we now have something in common. No same, even when fapping. Just talk away. Also, Minecraft is epic. Not sure how the Xbox version is different from PC though. Aside from the fact that it cost like 10,000 bucks to buy an Xbox developer license.
May 22nd, 2012 at 6:34 pm
Minecraft on 360 is apparently nerfed to all hell. No pistons and townsfolk and blowjobs and whatever else. Still insanely addictive without all that stuff.