posted by Paul
05.17.10 @ 4:05 PM
This was an actual conversation from over the weekend. Carter has been around the block a few times, and apparently, he’s not a very good instructor.
Sexual Instruction.
My new band name.
Go away now.
I have to practice.
May 17th, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Remember practice makes perfect. It's all about repetition…fast vigorous repetition.
May 18th, 2010 at 6:53 am
Neither am I, that would take, you know, effort. Please enlighten me as to Melissas backstory.
May 18th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
And by "backstory", he means the links to her porn site… So where are those?
July 21st, 2010 at 4:19 pm
What he said.