Sometimes opportunity  passes us by, and when it does, it sucks. That is why I always, always carry a big fucking net.

Potentially Opportunity-Saving, Net Employing Times, or POS NET:

- Job interview not going well? Net ‘em! They’ll appreciate your enthusiasm and go-getter (or go-netter!) attitude!

- Stillborn babies? Not at your party! Net ‘em!

- Remember when the internet first came out? Remember that shitty Sandra Bullock movie “The Net”? Net ‘em!

Net Links:

This one is for fishing.

This one is for hair.

This one is for sitting.

This one is also for sitting.

Now fuck off straight into your weekend. Net ‘em!