posted by Paul
04.30.10 @ 2:34 AM
It continues.
In The Mullet™, I have found a new character that I want to write all the time. I’m currently working up an origin story. Hopefully have some extras for you guys on Monday. I’ve got a long weekend of nerding out in Carter’s absence. He’s headed back to Kentucky for the Derby, and I’m headed straight into a diabetic coma. Why are Cow Tails so good? WHY!?
Not really.
I feel like a really bad version of some awesome writer, hell bent on showing the world his vision. Unfortunately, I have about 80 bad comic visions swimming through my head and not one managerial strand of brain function to direct them.
Dear Apple, make a computer that can transcribe dreams already. Assholes.
April 30th, 2010 at 7:47 am
This is what I envision the MacGruber movie is going to be like.
April 30th, 2010 at 11:46 pm
They do. It's called iRape. It invades your mind, extracts your dreams and converts them into .rar files. In their place they put feelings of shame and images of Steve Jobs having his way with your childhood dog.
May 1st, 2010 at 12:50 am
So you have one.
May 1st, 2010 at 2:58 am
It is practically prescient.
May 1st, 2010 at 5:51 am
The Mullet! He has an intense mullet that rivals the power of even my blue fro…
But I know his weakness! Mutton chops!
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:30 pm
I got to play with the beta. I think they're calling it the iPad now.
March 6th, 2012 at 5:18 pm
I think you mean you're going into diabetic kedoacidosis. That's when your blood sugar gets too high. Unless you were talking about your blood sugar plummeting after the sugar rush.