I’m Sure it Happens All the Time

This is what you get.

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

Carter and I are running a little silly/late today. Chalk it up to this shit right hyunh.

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

Yeah, that’s right. Bring a cake around me.

I DARE YOU.

Here’s me at a wedding: CAKE. PUNCH. DRINK.

See you Friday.

UNLESS YOU’RE A CAKE.