posted by Paul
03.19.13 @ 4:42 PM
Finally. An update.
Believe me. I want to get on with it as much as you do.
I managed to play through Tomb Raider, horizontally, from the couch last weekend. This was made possible by my girlfriend who was keeping me alive, spoon feeding me and changing my diapers the entire time. What a champ.
The game is good. If you find yourself in need of an adventure, it will provide that service.
Other than that, I have not been up to much. Fuck a bus bug.
Bottles and cans and just crap your pants… just crap your pants.
March 19th, 2013 at 8:29 pm
Gremlins… is what I got. I said remember that, Gremlins… is what I got.
Also AIDS, but not really. maybe, depending on how clean Paul was that day.
March 20th, 2013 at 11:29 am
You have AIDS.
March 20th, 2013 at 6:59 pm
Backpack AIDS.
March 20th, 2013 at 8:17 pm
You may want to get your sack checked.
I mean satchel.
March 21st, 2013 at 6:01 pm
Piggy back AIDS
March 21st, 2013 at 6:54 pm
Gluten-Free AIDS?
March 24th, 2013 at 4:38 pm
Before I met Jan, I didn't get the appeal of brain-foot fetishes, but now I don't know how I every considered anything else sexy.