I was also going to name this: Do Not Shut Down System When This ( o )( o ) is Onscreen

This strip is maybe one of my favorites ever. It occurred to me as I was playing Heavy Rain with all of it’s QTEs.

Heavy Rain is, from what I’ve played so far, kinda boring. I am trying to get myself amped for the story, but the dialogue is spoken by people who clearly speak English as their second language. Or maybe even third. The point is, this game only has it’s story. You don’t really do much else. I wonder then, why I’m listening to the foreign guys from family guy trying to tell a dramatic story.

“Oh, and then like, he totally made sex on her body, even though she totally was dead now.”

Riveting.

No More Heroes 2, however, is the bee’s knees. LasttimeImentionitIswear.

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  1. Blue Froman

    So Heavy Rain is a pop-up story book with some buttons you push occasionally?

  2. Paul Lucci Paul

    Yes.

    And poorly spoken English at times.

  3. FUME5

    Huh, so He-man didn't manage to defeat all those dicks….with his mouth.

  4. Bannen

    Here’s a quick question: How long have you been playing? I only ask because I heard the first hour or so drags… I want to give Heavy Rain a shot, but it seems like one of those Love It/Hate It titles. And I hate falling on the Hate It side. No one likes $60 Hate It.

  5. hilla

    hey… is that a tiger-toothed… um … dick?

  6. Blue Froman

    Saber-toothed Dick? I thought it was a myth!

  7. Razor_Fox

    Nah, he's an enemy of the X-men. The FCC made Wolverine stop calling him that.

    That dick looks very Gomba like.

  8. Paul Lucci Paul

    I'm three "chapters" in and I only hit one part I would maybe call "gamey". I know enough to say that it is a rental. I have no idea why anyone would want or need to own this.

  9. Paul Lucci Paul

    Goomba = Intentional

  10. Paul Lucci Paul

    Ha!

    Private jokes.

    Ha!

    Pun.

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