posted by Paul
02.09.11 @ 7:14 PM
That’s actually what they call those in the Himalayan region of Bhutan. I couldn’t pass on this joke.
The saga continues… TOMORROW!! WHOOOAAAAAAAA!!!! Did someone say “making up for late posts”? WHOOOOAAAAA!!!
I played a good amount of the Killzone 3 beta this weekend. There’s something about the gunplay that I LOVE, yet I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s probably a bunch of stuff coming together at once, a good goulash, baby. As of Monday, though, I cannot connect to the actual multiplayer, just Botzone. Was it just a weekend deal, or what? I know I could check the internet, I mean, it’s right there, but I’m not gonna.
Can’t make me!
Splatterhouse is so dumb. And so broken. The audio drops out constantly. I’d complain more, but the audio sucks. I’m almost glad it left. The party is better without it. Whatever, I’ll punch some more crap for a while, then it’s back to Gamefly. Can’t decide if piecing together naked pictures of Rick’s girlfriend is entertainingly stupid, or just the regular kind.
At the gentle age of 9, I bought my first 45. And then I drink, yeah I drink, yeah I been drinkin’ in the trees.
February 9th, 2011 at 7:30 pm
Dzinger!
February 9th, 2011 at 10:02 pm
So Splatterhouse is a bust? Sucks! Thanks for the update. Great way to build anticipation for the impending diction. It's a combination of dick and action. It's also a real word!
February 9th, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Might have to check out the Killzone beta/demo. I never played the first two, but the trailers I saw for this one gave me a raging bzoner.
February 10th, 2011 at 12:42 am
Dio, it's time to goooo.
February 10th, 2011 at 10:00 am
The Himalayas seem to be a hot bed for malicious tomfoolery and evil dzouche-baggery. Looking forward to seeing a throw down/punchline bigger then my erection during Mardi Gras.
February 10th, 2011 at 11:07 am
I was going to ask you about Splatterhouse. I was hoping anything wrong with it would be redeemed by its own brand of stupid fun, but I guess that's not the case. Such a shame too – so few games nowadays capitalize on the "collect pieces of naked fake lady pictures" gimmick.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
To be honest, I did have fun for the first two chapters, but then the glitches and repetition set in, and you really get a feel for what this game is. I mean, if you like mashing X a whole bunch, forget about it. It's got the quicktime events, it's got the blood, but God of War it is not.
Oh shit, I guess it even has the boobies. Hmm.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:51 pm
I might still finish it, but you know when you think about finishing a game and it kind of feels like a chore? That's where I am.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:52 pm
You must give your cape and scepter… TO ME!
February 10th, 2011 at 4:30 pm
Your comments always leave me speechless, Michael.
February 10th, 2011 at 9:26 pm
Wzord.
February 10th, 2011 at 9:26 pm
Thzanks.
February 10th, 2011 at 11:20 pm
Dio! Time to goooooo! You must give your cape and septer…toooo meee! An' a smaller one for KG! Whoa! Dio! Dio! Dio! Dioooo!
February 10th, 2011 at 11:21 pm
Shit! Someone actually beat me too it! Good show hilla, good show!