posted by Paul
02.03.10 @ 3:08 AM
This has happened to all of us.
Maybe you gave some guy’s team a serious ass-flaying. Maybe you camped some team’s spawn point like a lab rat at the end of a feeding tube. Maybe you just entered a lobby.
You know what caused any of those things to happen? Homosexuality. Word is bond.
See you Friday.
Go play Mass Effect.









February 3rd, 2010 at 2:50 pm
That is, hands down, the best strip I've seen you guys do.
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I think a good rule of thumb is to somehow include "professional" into a punchline whenever it is at all possible.
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:18 pm
It’s “Professionally”, you freakin queer! I hope that arrow in your head is real! AAAARGH!
February 4th, 2010 at 12:40 am
C'mon, after that Juggalo started talking all that shit, you know I had to shut him down. Rather than being mature about it, I feel my response of "It seems all you have to teach me is about dicks. I know you can fit five without splitting your anus, but that's not the type of info I need!" was far superior to any reasoned and measured reply.
February 4th, 2010 at 1:37 am
"It's 'Professionally', you freakin chef! I hope that picture of you banging my mom is real! MMEEEEHHHH!"
February 4th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Banging peoples moms is what he does best.
And also banging his xbox live dude hunnys
February 4th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Scott. Scotty. Mike. Mike! Time to fly to neverl…alright I'm done.
October 12th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Does it worry anyone that Random Comic always leads here?