posted by Paul
02.01.11 @ 5:32 PM
So, remember when I said 3 posts a week again? Well, I lied. We’re staying with 2. This is mostly due to the fact that I can’t seem to bring myself to create anything with less than 6 panels these days. All of the recent strips that I’ve liked are labor intensive, but worth it in the end (I think). So, yeah, expect more strips like today’s, and less like the 3 panel throwaways we’ve created in the past.
About today’s strip: I’ve been listening to a lot of heavy metal (or just metal, if you prefer) recently and decided I needed to pay hommage to one of the best musical genres as well as the movie/magazine of the same name. I grew up with both, their cartoon boobs and beheadings keeping me aroused and giddy. And really, what is better than that?
So, thank you, Heavy Metal, and your various contributing artists, weirdos and perverts, for conditioning me to expect every woman to have double Ds and an insatiable blood lust.
After all, a guy’s gotta have standards.









February 1st, 2011 at 8:04 pm
And Fakk you too!
February 1st, 2011 at 9:31 pm
I completely forgot about that game! With good reason? I don't even know!
February 1st, 2011 at 9:39 pm
Oh yeah, it was not a good Dreamcast game by any stretch of the imagination. Julie Strain though…
February 1st, 2011 at 9:40 pm
Hang on, I'm thinking of Geomatrix…
February 1st, 2011 at 11:20 pm
Franks face in panel 11 is priceless, he so wants a pair of tits in his face
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:21 am
This is making me wonder why we almost never see female gremlins!
February 2nd, 2011 at 6:39 am
Nick is the closest thing we got, he has B cups at least.
February 2nd, 2011 at 4:22 pm
I was laughing so hard at that. I know it's like, uncool to laugh at your own joke, but I was losing it while coloring his face.
BOOBS :)
February 2nd, 2011 at 4:25 pm
We don't want to fall out of favor with Emily's List. That there is a fine organization.
Plus, I'd just end up posting drawings of hoo-hoos. It'd be like a Georgia O'keefe gallery in here.
February 2nd, 2011 at 6:20 pm
or 50 Gigs on my harddrive…wait what?