posted by Paul
01.30.13 @ 12:01 AM
For the record, I have never finished that movie.
I am in San Francisco. Kinda. When you are reading this I will be. Maybe. I’m writing this before actually going. So who knows?
Maybe I’m in Chicago, waiting for a lobster dinner.
Don’t tell me where to be. Cut your hair.
Hippie.
DmC is an awesome game for regular people. If you are some frame-counting, animation-interrupting, jump-canceling, combo-buffering, super-sizing, dream-catching, mask-polishing, dick-riding, combat master, then maybe it’s not for you. But you’re probably made up. Like a bangable burrito. Bitch.
For real though, the people who really got in there and wanted to earn those SSS ratings in old DMC games are mad for good reason. I kinda slopped my way into one very early on. I nearly got carpal tunnel for DMC3 to get an SSS rating once. It was amazing. That game… god damn that game was good….
Anyway, the combat in Dee little Em Cee is really fun, the art is amazing, and the story is more substantial than past DMCs. You should get it if you had even a passing interest.
Sucka Dee, Bee.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:44 am
I'd fuck a burrito with tits. Just sayin'.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:31 am
“It’s fine, innit? It’s got boobies.” ~Grandpappy
January 30th, 2013 at 7:06 pm
What Fro said.
Agree with you on DMC, although, after finishing it on Nephilim I've got no real desire to play through on the harder difficulties…probably because the copies of the DMC collection and DMC 4 arrived.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:26 pm
Yeah, I watched some DMC4 Bloody Palace gameplay that's got me thinking people may be right about the lack of staying power with DmC, but I'm still into it. Can't wait to back to that side of the country to play it!
January 30th, 2013 at 11:15 pm
Not a knock against the game – I've only played through 3 a second time (I think) the rest have been once through also. I started 1 again last night and it holds up better than I thought…although chances are slim I'll get around to playing the whole series again consideing I'll be picking up Dead Space 3, Aliens, Omerta, Metal Gear Rising and possibly Crysis 3 this month.
January 31st, 2013 at 12:24 pm
Dude. I know. There are so many games coming out/out right now. I still need to get through The Cave, DmC, Hitman (which isn't the best), and all the Borderlands 2 DLC. Then there are all the games you mentioned on the way, plus the new Fire Emblem.
And now I kinda want to play through the old DMCs… Also a pony.
Get me a pony.
January 31st, 2013 at 6:47 pm
A pony? That's a lot of responsibility young man. I get the feeling the second I turn my back it'll be getting filthy with a bangable burrito while Ginuwine plays in the background….
March 10th, 2013 at 11:29 pm
Bangable Burrito is real now. I have WorldHax. do you?