Paul Lucci

How Awesome is Drinking? So Awesome.

by Paul Lucci @ 5:28 pm
Wednesday — January 20th, 2010

Very few people actually celebrate Take Your Kid to the Bar Day.  I’ve seen a couple do it.  It always makes me wonder why that day even exists.  Babies can only do like four shots, then they are out.

I mean, it’s fun to draw on a baby, but if that were my kid?  While I’m at the bar, he’d be at home with the TV, like a good parent’s child should be.

And since I already ate and drank everything under the sink, we’re good, baby!  Throw some Twinkies on the floor and let’s hit Atlantic city!  See if we can’t double this college fund!

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  1. Stressed Bob
    January 20th, 2010 at 11:59 pm

    You sir are cadillac amongst men. Your humour is oh so delicious, your webcomic may not be amongst the top rated comics but it is certainly my favourite.

  2. P. Nile Nutbutter
    January 21st, 2010 at 12:29 am

    I have a way to YOUR college fund… in my pants…

  3. Blue Froman
    January 21st, 2010 at 12:31 am

    Why is Elrond making a kissy face at Frank's Dad? o-o

  4. hilla
    January 21st, 2010 at 2:09 am

    HAHA!

  5. Paul Lucci Paul
    January 21st, 2010 at 7:13 am

    Explain.

  6. Paul Lucci Paul
    January 21st, 2010 at 7:14 am

    Thank you for saying so, Bob!

  7. Paul Lucci Paul
    January 21st, 2010 at 7:15 am

    Shhhhhhh.

  8. Bannen
    January 21st, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    I’ve found that babies tend to enjoy a Long Island Iced Tea… That is all.

  9. Carter Fort Carter
    January 21st, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    Um, just real quick: an apostrophe indicates that some letters have been taken out of a work. So what letters come after "em"?

    "Half of 'em turn out to be…"

    That is all.

  10. Paul Lucci Paul
    January 22nd, 2010 at 4:10 am

    Yeah, that's a typo.

    They happen sometimes when I'm putting this entire thing together. :)

  11. Buck Knuckles
    January 22nd, 2010 at 4:52 am

    "Half of emeralds turn out to be…"

  12. Blue Froman
    January 22nd, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    Half of eminems turn out to be…

    Or, Half of Emilys turn out to be…

    Or even, Half of emails turn out to be…

  13. Carter Fort Carter
    July 17th, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    This one still makes me laugh. Out Loud. While rolling on the floor. With my ass beside me.

    Surely there's a quicker way to get that kind of information across. Some acronyms or something?

    LOLMAOWROTF. That looks right.

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