I have been playing the Medal of Honor Beta on the 360. If you didn’t know, it’s being developed by DICE, the same em-effers that brought you Battlefield. So, unsurprisingly, it feels like Battlefield except the button layout is exactly like Call of Duty. So, if you had been following the game at all and found yourself asking, “Wait, Call of Duty and Battlefield had a baby?”, then the answer is “Yes”.

And it’s retarded.

Not really. I just wanted to say that. It’s a Beta, people. It’s kinda broken. However, I can say that if you like Call of Dudes or Battledudes, you will find something to like in the Medal of Honor reboot.

Other than that, Carter and I have both been playing Limbo off and on. It’s a very cool game that deserves your attention, especially if you like games like Braid or (god I’m old) Out Of This World (or Another World). Atmosphere and puzzle solving, that’s what it’s all about.

Good times, good times.

The Crooked Gremlins were outside for the entire day yesterday. It was a celebration of America, of friends, of people too stupid to realize they shouldn’t let us use their marine transportation units.

We had a hell of a time. Here’s a little slice of it.

Keep it straight and level, Captain. If you can.

Yar.

We are typically indoor kids. This is probably when we got sun poisoning.

So I have promised, so shall I deliver. Here is where the magic occurs, if magic is the act of assembling comic panels and websites.

Panorama (click for the full size)

Paul's side

Where I get it done

Dude One

Dude 2

We just lost power at the apartment. There is no telling when we will get it back. We will put the comic up as soon as we can.

We have, in our possession, a round of prints that are, admittedly, a little overdue. I offer photographic evidence, as you all have legitimate grounds to doubt this statement:

Pure Comedy, in 110 lb. Gloss

To make up for this egregious breach of store protocol, we’ve both signed the prints, and provided a full 50% more product than originally promised.

You knew you could buy prints, right?

It’s because you insist on treating us this way. I’ve been in abusive relationships before, and I’ve learned that if you don’t step in and put a stop to it yourself, it will just go on and on.

In case you were wondering (I doubt you were), I calculated the size based on pixel count of the areas in the screen shot. Yes, it took some time to put together. Yes, I have other things to do that are vastly more important and rewarding. But damnit, I’m just fucking done with these kinds of websites.

This. This right here.